Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My Sexting was not on an AP level
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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