That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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