yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
