god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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