She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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