Fuck appropriateness.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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