What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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