you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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