Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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