I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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