Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So many bounce houses so little time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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