I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
