I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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