Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My vagina just recognized that song.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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