I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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