Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love having hate sex.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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