the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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