She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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