i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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