It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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