Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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