Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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