Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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