Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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