I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Randomize
