new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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