if only i could text you this smell
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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