She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm like, not good at living.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
