so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
