You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You are a genius and a whore.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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