do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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