Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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