just come out here and I will go home with you...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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