oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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