I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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