can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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