My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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