woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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