I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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