"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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