her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
how does that bad decision feel?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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