chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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