508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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