Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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