We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Do I have a choice?
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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