I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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