Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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