Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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