It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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