if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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