Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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