Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize