Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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