we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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