I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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