They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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