What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
